I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Randomize
