I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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