Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
