no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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