i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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