our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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