He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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