What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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