How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
