Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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