btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
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One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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