even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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