That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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