You're so nebulous sometimes
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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