Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
