I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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I feel like a drive thru vagina
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize