Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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