Its about making memories worth repressing
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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