I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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