the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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