He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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