Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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