btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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