thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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