I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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