Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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