Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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