Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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