To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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