we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
she told me i tasted like america
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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