Got a toothbrush?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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