It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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