This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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