I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
too bad you live with your parents still
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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