I'm lost and stupid without you.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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