He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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