i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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