i always forget guys have bellybuttons
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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