Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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