yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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