Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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