Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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