That's intense
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
