Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
only if we run a train.
done.
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I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
my penis made a compromise with my morals
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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