This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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