A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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