I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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