FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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