ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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