dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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