ugly people sure do ruin things
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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