Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
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I could make wine with my vomit
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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