And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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